Ask Bo the Baboon
People and animals alike come from near and far to ask Bo for this advice on matters of the heart, the mind and the soul. This wise Baboon from the Oakland Zoo always has time for someone in need and is more than happy to impart his wisdom on your confused self. Some speculate on the source of his knowledge, but most are just happy to hear him speak. When I was there, he helped me broker a peaceful resolution to the territory battle I have been having with the gang of pigeons that has been targeting my car. We agreed that they could poop on my car, but only on the days right before I took it in for a wash. Thanks, Bo!