Manos the Dragon
Have you ever been mauled by a fake Dragon? Well, me neither, but I hear tell it is a nasty experience, what with the fire breath and all. I found this little guy during a random street festival in South Korea (random for me, but I am sure the thousands of performers had it marked on their calendars). I asked my wife if we could take him home with us, but she pointed out that I do not have any experience raising Dragons. This was before the movie “How to Train Your Dragon” came out so I had no retort and I had to concede to her superior logic. In an alternate universe I would have taken him home, named him Manos and trained him to fight crime. We would have been vigilantes, dispensing our own sense of justice from the skies … I am just saying that sometimes it is ok to let your spouse bring home a Dragon.